Don't worry, Carl.

You'll get the promotion.

Jared is just jealous your shoulders are sharper.

Oh, now you want to join Dave tonight?

Too late, Steve.

Who needs real friends when I have you?

It looks funny, but loneliness isn't just quirky, it's brutal.

With the rise in social media, loneliness is at an all-time high, crushing mental health.

To friends who can't ghost you if they're made of paper.

He could use a real friend.

We all could, so maybe call one.

Or better yet, see them in person.

It'll do wonders for your mental health.