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The measles outbreak is the worst in 30 years
Reported by Alecia Venkataraman, Michael Jorge, Aric Zaky
- Published: Nov 15, 2025, 11:31 PM EST
- Updated: Dec 8, 2025, 2:53 PM EST
- Filed from: ["United States"]
- Duration: 30 sec
- Views: 22
He thought it was a mild flu. Maybe stress. Maybe vibes. It was measles. The U.S. is having its worst outbreak (30 cases) since 1992.
Credits
- Alecia VenkataramanProducer & Creative Director
- Michael JorgeEditor
- Aric ZakyWriter
- Wesley ReedVO Talent
- Rachel CapuanoPublisher
Transcript
Its day three of this mysterious disease.
But I've ruled out food poisoning.
The demonic possession, and allergies.
I nasal spray and blew my nose so hard.
I saw my ancestors
Then I called by mom,
and she showed up dressed like the end of “Contagion”.
And she stuck a Q-Tip directly into my brain stem.
Systems check : Coughing.
Yes. Sweating.
Oh, yeah.
Sense of doom.
Off the charts.
The results.
Measles.
actual textbook Oregon Trail Measles.
So apparently it's back.
Like low rise jeans.
He handed me like a CDC print out
and a box of unmarked pills.
I took the biggest, and whispered if it kills me,
Clear my browser history
now. I'm currently under four blanket coughing
in 4K ultra HD resolution,
texting
everyone I've ever kissed in case I gave them a disease.
from the Eighteen hundreds,
but I'm fine Really totally fine.
I'm just coughing in Latin.