Its day three of this mysterious disease.

But I've ruled out food poisoning.

The demonic possession, and allergies.

I nasal spray and blew my nose so hard.

I saw my ancestors

Then I called by mom,

and she showed up dressed like the end of “Contagion”.

And she stuck a Q-Tip directly into my brain stem.

Systems check : Coughing.

Yes. Sweating.

Oh, yeah.

Sense of doom.

Off the charts.

The results.

Measles.

actual textbook Oregon Trail Measles.

So apparently it's back.

Like low rise jeans.

He handed me like a CDC print out

and a box of unmarked pills.

I took the biggest, and whispered if it kills me,

Clear my browser history

now. I'm currently under four blanket coughing

in 4K ultra HD resolution,

texting

everyone I've ever kissed in case I gave them a disease.

from the Eighteen hundreds,

but I'm fine Really totally fine.

I'm just coughing in Latin.